THE FENCE TEST!!

The Fence Test You can’t get any more accurate than this!

This is straight forward country thinking.

by Jeff Foxworthy

 

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Which side of the fence?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence people are on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.

 

If a Democrat doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

 

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If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.

 

If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

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If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

 

If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

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If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

 

If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.

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If a Republican doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.

 

A Democrat demands that those they don’t like be shut down.

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If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.

 

A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

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If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.

 

 

If a Republican is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work the next day.

 

If a Democrat is unhappy with an election, he burns down a Starbucks, throws rocks at cops and takes two-weeks off for therapy.

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If a Republican reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

 

A Democrat will delete it because he’s “offended.”

 

Well, I forwarded it

 

 

 

 

 

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